With the explosion of technology came Facebook; the substitute [or compliment] to real social interaction. Undeniably this force has sparked quite the blossoming social society. Much like real life, the friends we collect along our social networks can be categorically placed into groups. We've got the "overly excited Christmas card senders", the "I heard from a friend who heard from a friend who talked to your mother that you go your wisdom teeth out, get well soon" people, "I just had a baby isn't it so cute??? when its actually not but I'm still going to spam your mailbox with postcards of my kid" people and so on. Bloggers like Brandon Griggs have noticed that just like we categorize the people around us, our Facebook friends can also be judged simply by the content of their status'. In his article
The 12 most annoying Facebookers he dichotomizes all those people you know you're friends with.
Here's a simple run down: 1.The Let-Me-Tell-You-Every-Detail-of-My-Day Bore.
2. The Self-Promoter.

3. The Friend-Padder.
4. The Town Crier.
5. The TMIer.
6. The Sympathy-Baiter.
7. The Lurker.
8. The Crank.
9. The Paparazzo.
10 The Obscurist.
10.The Chronic Inviter.
[// Pic irrelevant - It's Paris Hilton, a purse dog and a surfboard]
But what happens to those friends who don't mold to this list of common status offenders? They can't just be absorbed into the abyss of Facebook status obscurity. Their nonsensical updating must be categorized! This may be my ADD/OCD speaking for me, but there seems to be a few more categories in which to place these friends in.
From my observations to you:
The overactive status liker- You've seen these people. Similar to simple Facebook lurkers, these are the friends who go around and randomly "like" the status' of others. No comment, no conversation, often times its not even relevant for them to "like" the status that they have chosen to "like"...making it in turn even more unwelcome. To obtain this title it has to be a habitual action. Liking not just one status, but every single one in a non discretionary manner.... 27 times over. "[so & so] had a great night last night!" <---insert creeper "like" here. Whaaat? That makes no sense.
The Party Posse- These are the self proclaimed party invite crew. Facebook status' were made to advertise what bangin' party they're planning on hitting that night, for these folks. With these people, you never know what their lives are like between the hours of 9am-5pm, but once the evening rolls around, let the parties begin! "AWWWYAAAA there's a party toNIIIIGHt"...."Gonna get crunkkk at *** tonight!! Yeaaaaa" [actual status']. Because the world actually wants to know all the parties you can fit into a weekend.
The Lyricists - These are my kind of people. Instead of posting the monotony of one's day, why not post a tiny tidbit of an insightful song? They often speak for themselves in summing up your day, for if you feel the need to post some lyrics, you must be feeling it at the time. I find this a creative outlook for status expression. "Leave the epic poem on its yellow page."...."There is no hope to lose or heart to give, saying I'm out of mind and always on yours<3" [actual status']
The fountains of mysterious wisdom - This speaks for itself. It's alllll those friends who post the most random nonsense. Not quite obscure, but certainly not sane either. "It's like my heart is trying to hug my brain!"...."I don't cut it or curve it, I slang it and serve it" [actual status']
Remember kiddies, "Facebook is a great tool -- and a reminder of why some people get on your nerves." If you can't think of anyone, YOU are that annoying person for one reason or another.